Stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift (or lower) the toilet seat.
A spray that can be carried in a purse. To be used on small children as required and on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
Take two and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to eight full hours.
Thanks, K. B-J -- you're a pal!